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[damagedviolin]

So, this is an odd question, but I'm going to ask it anyway...

What are your opinions on online dating? Is it a wise idea? I'm just wondering if it would be worth it. It isn't exactly easy for me to go out and meet people.

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[chinmoku]

If I didn't care, I'd be out throwing rocks through your window just to give you a hard time.

[damagedviolin]

You know that's not true. You wouldn't put in that much effort.

[chinmoku]

You're right. I might have to bribe some teenage boys into a life of vandalism.

[damagedviolin]

I can't even tell what kind of point you're trying to make now...

[chinmoku]

That the lack of shattered glass on the living room floor indicates some semblance of my caring? I wouldn't have given an opinion on the dangers of online dating if that weren't the case anyways.

[damagedviolin]

Still...you could for once in your life try to be nice to me? Sometimes, I feel like you just talk to me because I'm easy to upset.

[chinmoku]

What, like on birthdays and major holidays? I just happen to talk to you and you just happen to be upset. Probably my fault, but it can't always be.

[damagedviolin]

So...we aren't even friends then? You just talk to me...?

[chinmoku]

Do you have to use the word? I said I talk with you, don't I? Can't say that about everyone.

[damagedviolin]

Fine then...Then just don't talk to me anymore. Less trouble for you.

[chinmoku]

And the next I see you is in a morgue. That's no fun.

[damagedviolin]

Wouldn't you prefer to not have to talk to anyone? I know I'm too much trouble.

[chinmoku]

Not as much trouble as some others, I can assure you. It's not like I talk with you for your benefit; I choose who I associate with. Lucky you.

[damagedviolin]

What do you mean, not for my benefit? I need a friend right now, not someone who merely speaks to me. I know I'm a lot of work...I know...

I'm sorry...

[chinmoku]

How long have you known me for, Choutarou? Do you really need me to say, "Hello, yes, we are friends." for you to believe it?

[damagedviolin]

I'm sorry...

I just don't know what to do anymore. Sometimes I wonder if the morgue is a good place for me after all. I'm such a waste of space anymore. Not even Rei-san wanted to deal with me liking him. I took it out on you, and I'm sorry.

[chinmoku]

Okay, no. Don't do that. The morgue is a terrible place and smells of antiseptic; stay away from there.

...and I'm clearly not helping the situation at all. Uhm... I'm going to send a delivery boy to your place. Eat something, sleep 10+ hours, then come back and talk to me.

[damagedviolin]

Wakashi, I'm so sorry about last night!

(ooc: Someone took your advice, Hiyoshi, and is now well-rested, but filled with guilt.)

[chinmoku]

Forget about it, it's fine. I get unreasonable too when I'm tired or hungry or it's too bright outside.


(ooc: Good boy ♥)

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[atoberex]

...

Would you mind being a little less...you when Choutarou is depressed?

[oo: You made Atobe sigh heavily, rub his eyes and consider sending you an autographed copy of his latest unauthorized biography! (Because he knows Hiyoshi would not like it ;)]

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[chinmoku]

Less me and more... what? You?


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ooc: W-what is this book? ;__; It may be more effective to just whack Hiyo upside the head with it!

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[atoberex]

It would be nice, but I doubt you could do it.

[ooc: It's aaaall about Atobe's achievements at such an early age. Some fanboy wrote it and managed to get it published. Atobe finds it amusing (and more than a little exasperating)....he doubts Hiyoshi would! *grin*]